Surely the greatest contribution that England has made to
the world (apart from deep-fried Mars bars) is Charles Darwin. Certainly, then,
the most important tourist destinations in England should be sites associated
with Darwin. At least, that has always been my opinion. This post is about my
failures and successes in attempting to visit Darwin’s haunts – and a few
unexpected and uncommon discoveries along the way.
Would Chuck D have partaken? |
Westminster Abbey |
Westminster Abbey |
The next day I was off for Down House, which proved to be
quite a commute from the hotel, as befit Darwin’s desire to
escape the city. I was even forced to wait about an hour for the bus from South
Bromley to Downe Village (the “e” was added after Darwin’s time to distinguish
it from another Down elsewhere). Fortunately, a Starbuck’s was right beside the
bus stop, and so I could sip a non-fat no-whip hot chocolate (tastes the same
the world over) and edit a paper. Eventually the bus came and about 20 minutes
later we stopped at St. Mary’s Church in Downe. From there it was a 10 minute
walk along a narrow lane between some fields and I had the great fun of seeing
a pheasant prancing about – did Darwin shoot at its ancestors and miss? Down
House was amazing, of course, particularly Darwin’s study and his thinking path,
where I made a video to ask the pressing question: How did Darwin walk his sandwalk?
I could well have written an entire post about the wonders of
Down House: Darwin loved billiards and would play every day with his butler,
Darwin would leave his office dozens of times a day just to get a pinch of
snuff from the hallway outside, Darwin rode horses until he fell and gave up, and
so on. However, what happened after I left proved to be even more surprising and
inspiring and so I will turn to that story.
Submitting a paper at Down House. |
After about four hours at Down House, I walked back to the
church in Downe to catch the bus. I had a few minutes to spare and so I walked
around the church (and saw a plaque saying the sundial was in Darwin’s honor)
and in the church (where written material explained how Darwin and his butler,
Mr. Parslow, were an integral part of the community). As the bus was arriving,
I saw a pub across the street from the church – the George & Dragon. Hmmm,
I thought, how could I not have a drink in the bar in Darwin’s home town? So I let
the bus go by, committing myself to at least an hour in Downe, and walked
across the street to have a pint of Guinness. On my way there, I started to
wonder. Could Darwin have gone to this pub? It looked quite old – perhaps he
stopped in for a beer or two. Or maybe he spent the whole church service there
after his beloved daughter Annie died and his faith was thus permanently
shattered.
Emma’s church. |
I entered the pub and was reinforced in my romantic hope as it
looked really old, down to the low ceiling with rough-hewn and sagging support
beams. But it still seemed a silly hope, so I started by asking the bartender
some leading questions. “How old is Guinness?” – “Oh, hundreds of years.” “Cool – and how old is this pub.” – “Oh, considerably older than Guinness.” “Really,” I say, my excitement mounting. “Could Darwin have come in here for a
pint.” – “Oh, yes, certainly. In fact, he stayed upstairs while visiting Downe
and looking at the house.” “Awesome. Perhaps he had a pint of Guinness here –
just like I am doing.” – “Oh, that seems likely as he did some business here –
see the photo and inscription on the wall.”
Darwin’s pub – the George and Dragon |
Guinness in hand, I walk over to a framed document, which included
a picture of the pub in the old days – originally called the George Inn – accompanied
by an excerpt from the Bromley Record, July 1, 1867.
On Tuesday, 11th June, the Downe Friendly
Benefit Society held their 17th anniversary at the GEORGE INN where
a most excellent dinner was provided by Mr. and Mrs. Uzzell. The chair was
taken by Mr. Snow and the vice-chair by Mr. Parslow. After the cloth was
removed and the usual loyal toasts and healths of the treasurer C. R. Darwin
Esquire and others, had been given …
Be still my beating heart.
Over the next few hours, I sat in a big comfy chair beside a
fireplace that might have warmed Darwin (but not me, owing to fire regulations)
and drank several pints while bus after bus went by without me. I edited a
paper about the evolution of resistance to parasites. I edited the video asking
How did Darwin walk his sandwalk? And I generally absorbed the ambiance and reveled in the thought that I might be sitting in the place where Darwin first
scribbled his “I think” diagram – perhaps on a bar napkin.
Darwin’s thinking chair? |
OK, I realize I am being overly romantic here. Guinness was
probably not on tap in 1860. And, if it was, it was probably not available in
the George Inn. And, if it was, Darwin’s delicate stomach probably made him
gravitate toward easier fare. And bar napkins probably didn’t exist. And, if
they did, Darwin probably didn’t bring his quill to the bar. And, if he did, he
probably wasn’t thinking about evolution while drinking. And, of course, he
probably scribbled his I think diagram somewhere else (indeed, he did so before
buying Down House). But the experience was nevertheless inspiring and the
scenario at least plausible in that Darwin might have had some eureka moments
in the same physical location I was occupying. Certainly, most of my good ideas
have come in bars over a pint of beer or a glass of whisky – at least most of
my good blog ideas anyway.
Or maybe Darwin would have preferred this sherry - photo by Mike Hendry |